any sick bastard religion that worships candy should check themselves before they wreck themselves.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
copenhagen
nobody asked me, but i think that the climate crisis will turn out, in retrospect, to have been an important period of growth for us all. sure, the talks were stymied by a soul coughing of poor nations demanding reparations for the sins of their imperial fathers. certainly, any kind of agreement will, at the end of the day, have about as many teeth as the kyoto protocol. obviously, a guy wearing a polar bear suit, and weeping on television, is an insult to all of our intelligences.
the important thing is we were all there. what matters is that the world community, once again, came together and had a temper tantrum. fuck those stupid white carnivores. if i can't eat a properly slaughtered chicken, i hope they do drown in the frigid waters of the arctic circle. or, what's left of it. up yours, Knut!
the important thing is we were all there. what matters is that the world community, once again, came together and had a temper tantrum. fuck those stupid white carnivores. if i can't eat a properly slaughtered chicken, i hope they do drown in the frigid waters of the arctic circle. or, what's left of it. up yours, Knut!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
indie comedy jihad
THE ENEMY:
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Gil's Live Fried Fish Shack (disturbing video)
I want to live in a world where the fish are dead on my plate. If they fail to be dead, please return them to the kitchen and try again. Thank you for your cooperation.
(frightening video below. do not watch if you are at all squeamish.)
Congratulate God for Sarah Palin
Monday, November 16, 2009
religion
the imam derek asked, if a tweet falls in the woods and no one is near to hear it, does it make a sound?
his student replied, if an imam tweets can he claim to be righteous?
the imam answered, see me after class.
his student replied, if an imam tweets can he claim to be righteous?
the imam answered, see me after class.
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